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Fuel For The Body
PRODUCTS
Disfunxional isn’t just a brand — it’s a mindset. It’s about showing up when you don’t want to. Testing your limits. Pushing past what once felt impossible — one boundary at a time.
For the high performers, the deep thinkers, and the broken-but-still-going.
We fuse supplements, sci-fi, and self-discipline to fuel that mission.
Why Choose Us?
- Trusted Brands. Real Ingredients.
- Zero Inventory. 100% Efficiency
- Price match if you can find cheaper
- Not Just a Brand. A Philosophy.
- Great Prices, Fast NZ Shipping
What People Are Saying
“Very happy with shipping times, and I received the product in good condition. JNX pre-workout may be my new favourite!”
— James W
“I like the idea of reaching new heights — it’s what helped me lose 104 pounds. The product was solid and shipping was quick too. No complaints.”
— Quinn T