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Disfunxional isn’t just a brand. It’s a way of life for those who don’t settle.


We sell gear, fuel, and art for high-performers rewriting their limits — one rep, one glitch, one breakthrough at a time. This is for the ones evolving when everyone else is buffering.



Why Choose Us?

- Trusted Brands. Real Ingredients.

- Zero Inventory. 100% Efficiency

- Price match if you can find cheaper

- Not Just a Brand. A Philosophy.

- Great Prices, Fast NZ Shipping

What People Are Saying

“Very happy with shipping times, and I received the product in good condition. JNX pre-workout may be my new favourite!”

— James W

“I like the idea of reaching new heights — it’s what helped me lose 104 pounds. The product was solid and shipping was quick too. No complaints.”

— Quinn T